• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon


perfect human beings  dan howell

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Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

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we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

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  1. Camera: Canon EOS 550D
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/50th
  4. Focal Length: 44mm