siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
cats that actually say meow
2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok
are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops
(via zackisontumblr)
i remember when i was little and i wanted to grow out my nails super long for a world record, but now i think that is an unreasonable life goal
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
you guISE
!!!!!
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???